he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There's always time for handjobs
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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