No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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