Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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