I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
