The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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