Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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