If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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