I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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