so explain again why im purple
no
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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