Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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