I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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