I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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