WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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