Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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