Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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