That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
