If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Of course I have a pirate flag
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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