Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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