It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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