But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You can't motorboat a personality
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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