forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
operation have a gay friend backfired
fuck your aforementioned shoe
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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