She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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