I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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