if only i could text you this smell
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
