I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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