just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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