dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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