Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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