you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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