halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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