Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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