scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
My ass is underappreciated
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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