It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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