K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she told me i tasted like america
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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