Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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