Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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