i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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