I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We don't watch enough power rangers
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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