just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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