I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm always down for nudity.
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