This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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