So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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