then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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