i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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