Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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