ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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