After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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