i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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