i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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