Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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